Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Long Live the Queen

If my daughter insists on acting like a little princess, would that make me a queen?  Because if someone doesn't soon get an attitude adjustment, it is definitely "off with her head."

Maybe her plan to go to college out of state isn't such a bad thing....

Saturday, February 6, 2010

I Suffer from PPS (Pre Party Syndrome)

If you stopped by from Friday Follow and I haven't returned the favor, be patient with me! Today is one of my top ten stress days of the year. ( See this post: 10 Days and Counting ) I handle big stress pretty well (open heart surgery, accidents, etc.) but I do "sweat the small stuff!"  I guarantee I will cry at least once today, yell way more than once, and start in on the liquor we bought for the party by the end of the day.  The family has already been SO helpful- my son volunteered to watch a friend's puppy for the weekend, to the dismay and delight of our menagerie, Moonbeam(youngest daughter) informed me that she will be in her room for the weekend because she has to finish reading and annotating Huckleberry Finn for AP English by Monday- an assignment she's known about for weeks- and my wonderful husband has already suggested  that maybe I should go take one of "my pills."  Add in some job "drama" from the last week and we have the perfect recipe for a breakdown.

So, I will be visiting you all soon provided I don't end up in a mental facility (or jail.)  Although, it would be quiet, food is provided,  no cleaning ... Naa, they probably wouldn't let me have my laptop.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I'm sure these things didn't happen to June


I decided I would actually cook dinner yesterday since I figured there would be a revolt if I offered leftovers one more day.   So I pulled out the ingredients to make a vegetable stir fry.  (I'm trying to keep Moonbeam, my vegetarian save-the-Earth girl, happy.)  I put the Wok on the burner, put some oil in it , turned on the heat and then decided that I would go look for some photos I wanted to add to my Facebook page.  I was having a great time looking at old pictures and located the picture I was looking for.  I came out of the bedroom to discover the house filled with smoke and Ralph opening all the windows. Did you know that hot oil really creates a lot smoke when neglected?  Now, when I left the room, my husband was in the living room-which opens to the kitchen-, Moonbeam was on the computer-next to the kitchen- and the other 2 kids were upstairs in the game room-directly above and open to the kitchen.  NO ONE noticed anything until the house filled with smoke?  Seriously?  We had get all the animals out (2 dogs, 4 cats, and 2 birds) and sit outside for about 20 minutes until the air cleared.  My son's comment (this is the 23 year old who is still living at home) :  "Yea, I smelled something burning but it smells like that a lot when you're cooking so I didn't think to say anything"
And he wonders why I keep showing him ads for apartments.